Author’s Note:

This is an example of Catena Rondo poetry, and the rules are as follows:
The rhyming pattern must be abba.
The first and last lines of each verse must be the same.
The first line of the second verse must be the second line of the first verse, and so on.
The last verse must duplicate the first stanza.

Hard?  Yes.  But fun. 😊

The woman’s plight in quarantine
Your clothes are all too tight
Your salon coif is turning white
The woman’s plight in quarantine

Your clothes are all too tight
You can’t even zip up your jeans
It might be due to chips and ice cream
Your clothes are all too tight

You can’t even zip up your jeans
Come on, it’s becoming quite clear
Get off the couch, move your rear
You can’t even zip up your jeans

Come on, it’s becoming quite clear
This new normal is here for a while
The muu-muu is the new fashion style
Come on, it’s becoming quite clear

The woman’s plight in quarantine
Your clothes are all too tight
Your salon coif is turning white
The woman’s plight in quarantine